Bohat Pyaara.
OKAY. SO LIKE WE ARE ALL SELF OBSESSED. ITS TIME WE ALL STOPPED IDOLISING OURSELVES AND LOOKED AT THE MORE SERIOUS and IMPORTANT ISSUES OF THE WORLD..
THE SERIOUS AND IMPORTANT ISSUES ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1. Pooj/Danny is fat.
2. me/Linus is fatter.
3. Rusty is far away.
4. we blog every other day, on an average. DO YOU REALIZE HOW FARIGH AND VEILA WE ARE? like so not veela either. ahahahahahhahaha. i made a funny.
5. there's a Chipkali in my room, we used to be scared of each other but we're friends now. everyday i wake up in the morning he hides behing the cupboard. maybe he thinks he's ugly. or maybbe he thinks i am. hmm. VOT A MYSTERY.
6. bohat garmi ho rahee hai so all you freakshows in non- third world countires taayaar ho jao taptee hue garmi keh liyey.
7. all the men in my class look as if they have been starved since birth and that is so not cool. PUT ON SOME WEIGHT MEN.
acha now that we have covered the worldly issues i can watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. everybody just go and braid blades of grass and make tokris and sell them to the rich. don't mock me you hear. monstre! Cochon!
THE SERIOUS AND IMPORTANT ISSUES ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1. Pooj/Danny is fat.
2. me/Linus is fatter.
3. Rusty is far away.
4. we blog every other day, on an average. DO YOU REALIZE HOW FARIGH AND VEILA WE ARE? like so not veela either. ahahahahahhahaha. i made a funny.
5. there's a Chipkali in my room, we used to be scared of each other but we're friends now. everyday i wake up in the morning he hides behing the cupboard. maybe he thinks he's ugly. or maybbe he thinks i am. hmm. VOT A MYSTERY.
6. bohat garmi ho rahee hai so all you freakshows in non- third world countires taayaar ho jao taptee hue garmi keh liyey.
7. all the men in my class look as if they have been starved since birth and that is so not cool. PUT ON SOME WEIGHT MEN.
acha now that we have covered the worldly issues i can watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. everybody just go and braid blades of grass and make tokris and sell them to the rich. don't mock me you hear. monstre! Cochon!
braid blades of grass, lol, indeed. my favourite pastime. reminds me when we were in class 8c, with ms amina; someone in a journalistic frenzy interviewed the faith captain of that year. they asked her what her favourite hobby was. her answer was watching grass grow...lol. at the time we thought it was so cool and we spent ages analysing what it could mean. turns out she was just taking the piss out of everyone. weirdo.
Posted by
shiggy.nash |
4:00 am
dude its like. vot? so anyway , lol.
I WAS THE ONE IN JOURNALISTIC FRENZY BACK IN CLASS 8! lol. i still want catty chins.
Posted by
Arooj |
10:08 am
yah. vot is correct.
Posted by
shiggy.nash |
3:13 pm
you guys missed the whole point of the blog. TDH you were not supposed to give solutions..its not a math equation, its our LIVES OKAY. dont interfere.
Posted by
Saher |
7:20 pm
in response to linus's comment: THUNDEROUS applause! I'm speechless with admiration and gratitude.
Posted by
shiggy.nash |
7:43 pm