Ode to a Glue Sniffer
does 5 consecutive hours of sticky fun with UHU, Elfy and Samad Bond make me a glue sniffer?
seriously, a whole day has passed and im still spinning from the excessive inhaling of these three guys. glue sniffing also has its terrible points. the person who made Elfy hates people with skin. most people, like my own unassuming self, don't realize that Elfy STICKS THINGS TOGETHER. FOR GOOD. therefore, everytime the tiniest of drops dribbled onto my finger and i tried to rub it off...i made this this noise: "YEEEOW!"
yes. its painful. and it doesn't even smell that nice. i also no longer have fingerprints, largely due to the absence of skin on my fingertips.
i also know everything about glue now. i think God, in this twisted way, was trying to teach me something...
something about glue.
i know exactly how long one should wait whilst waiting for samad bond to dry-15 seconds. i know that uhu is better than Stu glue. i know exactly what not to touch when i have glue on my fingers- eyes, hair, nose, other fingers, food or drink, and through personal experience not to touch my mother. she doesn't like glue very much.
i also know the only way to get Elfy off your fingers: peel off skin.
seriously, a whole day has passed and im still spinning from the excessive inhaling of these three guys. glue sniffing also has its terrible points. the person who made Elfy hates people with skin. most people, like my own unassuming self, don't realize that Elfy STICKS THINGS TOGETHER. FOR GOOD. therefore, everytime the tiniest of drops dribbled onto my finger and i tried to rub it off...i made this this noise: "YEEEOW!"
yes. its painful. and it doesn't even smell that nice. i also no longer have fingerprints, largely due to the absence of skin on my fingertips.
i also know everything about glue now. i think God, in this twisted way, was trying to teach me something...
something about glue.
i know exactly how long one should wait whilst waiting for samad bond to dry-15 seconds. i know that uhu is better than Stu glue. i know exactly what not to touch when i have glue on my fingers- eyes, hair, nose, other fingers, food or drink, and through personal experience not to touch my mother. she doesn't like glue very much.
i also know the only way to get Elfy off your fingers: peel off skin.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! this reads like an extract from silence of the lambs, some sort of brilliant masochistic method or erasing ones identity almost entirely by accident! INGENIOUS!
Posted by
shiggy.nash |
7:40 pm
thank you.
thats why they call me the changeling..or more like why i call myself that.
Posted by
Saher |
7:48 pm
*snifffffffffffffffff* oOooOO
Posted by
Arooj |
10:40 pm
pooj why you groaning?
isn't it funny that we are the only ones who comment on our own blog? rusty btw you have to tell us what vive la whatever means.
Posted by
Saher |
6:14 pm
vive la would be 'live the'. And if my very rusty french isn't betraying me, derriere means 'behind'? That would be the literal translation. So, from here on, your guess is as good as mine.
Posted by
Boy |
5:35 pm
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Posted by
Boy |
5:35 pm
do you mean that it means "live my behind"???
thats a very silly but nice title for our blog. hahahaha. sameer i didnt know you knew french, tahts highly cool.
do u guys remember ms fatima who pretended to be the french queen in convent?
Posted by
Saher |
7:38 pm
very good sir, that is indeed the correct translation. long live the posterior!
yeah man who could forget ms fatima; we spent many fruitless hours trying to get her to teach us rude words in french.
Posted by
shiggy.nash |
9:02 pm
yes but priceless was her expression when we looked her in the eye the next day and said FU TUAAA lolll
Posted by
Arooj |
12:37 am