*washes hands for the billionth time*
dude. its like. you wont believe what just happened.
I touched A LIZARDDDDD. *shudders and swats skin like paranoid freak* omg. and do you know. it was the fat baby crocodile like lizard reptile that we have all witnessed in the upstairs hall from time to time. it is as ancient as the loch ness monster. dude with green fat scales and everything.
oh fuck. and not only did i touch it with my bare fingers. but i pressed its body. with my bare fingers. i pressed it man. i fucking pressed the lizard. it was sitting on the bloody light switch in a very dark room :(((((((((((( strategically even.
im severely traumatized right now :SSSSSSSSSS
I touched A LIZARDDDDD. *shudders and swats skin like paranoid freak* omg. and do you know. it was the fat baby crocodile like lizard reptile that we have all witnessed in the upstairs hall from time to time. it is as ancient as the loch ness monster. dude with green fat scales and everything.
oh fuck. and not only did i touch it with my bare fingers. but i pressed its body. with my bare fingers. i pressed it man. i fucking pressed the lizard. it was sitting on the bloody light switch in a very dark room :(((((((((((( strategically even.
im severely traumatized right now :SSSSSSSSSS
so you have had the encounter now! Scully would be proud. And no, I'm not an X-files freak. Go wash yourself....about a million times please =P. Eww.
Posted by
Boy |
2:34 am
if you're a true nizami, you can work it; no matter what the gender dahling!
Posted by
shiggy.nash |
4:49 am
girls were handsome in the Victorian ages.
have you not read or seen pride and prejudice where mr. Darcy calls Jane "handsome" and Lizzie "tolerable"??
i dont think pride and prejudice was written in the victorian ages tho.
Posted by
Saher |
7:08 pm
quite right! obviously our honourable friend is not privy to such literature, victorian or otherwise. nonetheless, mr darcy is looooovely!
Posted by
shiggy.nash |
7:36 pm