Vive La Derriere!

I NEED A BRAND NEW FRIEND WHO DOESN'T BOTHER MEEEEEEEEEE.

not quite yet. we still have to wait for Rusty to drag her ass back into town. then it shall be microwave popcorn dreams, diet coke on ice, pizza hut and snooker in our "den" at 1 am.

and the pizza hut delivery guy bringing cheese lovers in the new revolutionary, heated pouches which keeps the crust crispy and the cheeese all gooooey. over all these delectable snacks do we bitch about everyone and goss like geese.

today, Danny and i are about to lay our lives in the hands of anum, crazy "driaver" friend, who insists on being the driaver and doesn't care about her two friends who escape the jaws of death everytime a vehicle is iwthin ten feet of us. then anums goes "ooops" everytime she almost bungs the car into a cycle waala or a rickshaw.

has anyone ever noticed that passengers inside a wagon just sit and stare at you so wonderingly, open-mouthed entranced by Lord only knows what? i feel like staring back and going "hello. *blink blink* isn't it a wonderful feeling to stare?"

everything smells like turpentine and looks like thick paint, so tactile on a canvas. and its sounds like a chicken sqwuaking for dear life. ok i can't spell sqwuak. squak? sqwak? skunk?

since i began with a Doors song, it is only fitting to end with one as well.

Windows started tremblin'
With those sonic booms
Windows started to tremble
With those sonic boom.

Boom.

Saher, I'll be home for your birthday!!

hello my friends. i just got back from shani bhais. spent the night there with lala. it was SO good to see someone from home yaar, even if only for a few hours and even though we didnt talk about anything spectacularly amusing but it was most excellent. linus THANK YOU for the pictures and the LOVELY letter. :'( like man, i miss you, but then you know that already.

something funny happened last night. i usually manage to go to sleep as soon as my head hits the pillow. but....last night, was the most aweful night in a long time. lala and i had been talking and she said some stuff that i just couldnt forget, it was like a replay in my brain for like an hour and i was praying by the end. i was like God please please please i dont want to think anymore, i just want to go to sleep, please God. and if that wasnt bad enough, for the first time in a long time i was homesick. the kind of homesick that doesnt feel better no matter what you do, or in how much quantity you do it, so i was in bed CRYING my eyes out with lala asleep next to me and shani bhai in the next room passed out on the sofa. man it was horrrrrrrrrrrible! but anyways im up now, and determined not to sleep for a long tiem to come, for fear of the same thing happening again :S i need a linus to cuddle or a danny to hug before i can feel better. but until that happens ill just...ill just....i dunno, ill just go on i guess.

dude. linus is getting shagged. 

yeah man i miss the geezer too. right now there is no man in my life, just crystal, if you know what i mean. SAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER join us in this most joyous meeting of minds (or lack thereof). Linus we miss you, where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu???

okay so i dont know how to spell him. i bet he misses us also. rameeza, indeed you are the true , tall fair and handsome nizami and nothing can change that. so joyous sharing a blog with you is. khekhekhe

oh yay,
i now have a blog. what to write in it will need a bit of thinking. but right now i am listening to a heavenly man called duncan sheik. barely breathing is the song and saher it should ring quite a few bells.