jawani janeman
yes that is the title of the new blog. because when i typed "j" ...the little slot with all the options for words you would want to type in showed "jawan janeman" and "jaWANI janeman". so. i took a chance and went with the latter option. parveen bobby.
this blog has been dead for the past two months. i am the most farigh yet most active particiapnt in this joint blog. joint joint joint. such mental imagery...sigh.
YEAH..SO.
i was at shiggy's just now. lying on the floor and smiling because shiggy and my sister were sitting in front of me and my eyes were just stinging with smoke. man. don't leave me.
i have straight hair right now. beautiful straight, non-curly hair. tomorrow they'll be gone.
the funniest thing i heard today was "yaar uss takloo keh saath sex karna must be so bad" hahhaha. repulsive man-whores have crossed my path of late. i think i'm going to go gay. all the men in my college are, so it's only right if one woman is gay also. right? right? khair.
besides, the islamic women in my class already think so, since all of them have boyfriends.
damn. all i can think about right now is my hair. straight, beautiful, straight, shiny, straight.. and they smell nice too. but no...straight is more important right now.
danny is a randy fruitcake. randyyyyyyyyyy. hahahha. go be in boston. hahah. boston ka tour lo. haha. not funny anymore. bostunnnn. hahah.
wonderful. my mother tells me i've lost weight. how? she grabs me by the crotch waali zip and pulls all fabric about 6 inches away from my shaking body and looks down and goes "tum kamzor aur manhoos ho gayee ho". she called me manhoos, man. only the teachers call me manhoos. my mother comes from an evil race of people who want to fatten their children and when they're fat, she points at them and laughs. HAY. yeh tau controversy ho gayee yaara.
so. today was the spring festival. they shave all the hostelite boys heads and leave little bits of hair in amusing shapes and designs. dezaaaynn. bass yaar bass. bohat ho gaya blog waala chakkar. i am resigning from this business for about another two days.
HENCEFORTH THIS BLOG SHALL REMAIN DEAD FOR ANOTHER TWO DAYS. AFTER THAT...I SHALL RETURN.
i'm still thinking about my hair....ahhhh.
this blog has been dead for the past two months. i am the most farigh yet most active particiapnt in this joint blog. joint joint joint. such mental imagery...sigh.
YEAH..SO.
i was at shiggy's just now. lying on the floor and smiling because shiggy and my sister were sitting in front of me and my eyes were just stinging with smoke. man. don't leave me.
i have straight hair right now. beautiful straight, non-curly hair. tomorrow they'll be gone.
the funniest thing i heard today was "yaar uss takloo keh saath sex karna must be so bad" hahhaha. repulsive man-whores have crossed my path of late. i think i'm going to go gay. all the men in my college are, so it's only right if one woman is gay also. right? right? khair.
besides, the islamic women in my class already think so, since all of them have boyfriends.
damn. all i can think about right now is my hair. straight, beautiful, straight, shiny, straight.. and they smell nice too. but no...straight is more important right now.
danny is a randy fruitcake. randyyyyyyyyyy. hahahha. go be in boston. hahah. boston ka tour lo. haha. not funny anymore. bostunnnn. hahah.
wonderful. my mother tells me i've lost weight. how? she grabs me by the crotch waali zip and pulls all fabric about 6 inches away from my shaking body and looks down and goes "tum kamzor aur manhoos ho gayee ho". she called me manhoos, man. only the teachers call me manhoos. my mother comes from an evil race of people who want to fatten their children and when they're fat, she points at them and laughs. HAY. yeh tau controversy ho gayee yaara.
so. today was the spring festival. they shave all the hostelite boys heads and leave little bits of hair in amusing shapes and designs. dezaaaynn. bass yaar bass. bohat ho gaya blog waala chakkar. i am resigning from this business for about another two days.
HENCEFORTH THIS BLOG SHALL REMAIN DEAD FOR ANOTHER TWO DAYS. AFTER THAT...I SHALL RETURN.
i'm still thinking about my hair....ahhhh.
yes i am a randy fruitcake. hahahaha. why is your hair straight.
Posted by
Arooj |
1:34 am
more than two days have passed, yet your glossy mane is still being ridden all over the place, except this: our blog, which you did vow to return to.
Posted by
shiggy.nash |
3:40 am