Vive La Derriere!

Well, well, well, it's been a while eh?
Since last time one posted, much has changed that has altered one in many "soft, moist, lemon-scented places" (don't you just love Stephen Fry?).

Saher, come quick.

Arooj, please come. Please.
And should you decide that getting a visa is just too strenuous etc, remember that I've had Aleena over, and now Saher. You are the one gaping hole in my itinerary and if you don't make it here before I leave, you will make me miss out on one of the very best times of my life.

hello Rusty and Danny. we are all on seperate continents once more...it cannot be helped. misery cannot be helped at times like these. i would like to show my gratitude for the rollicking summer we had with this one song..i want to type more but circumstances involving an insistent sibling (better known as wang chun) prevent me from doing so. i love you guys.

Changes- Black Sabbath

I feel unhappy, I feel so sad
I've lost the best friend, that I ever had.
She was my woman, I love her so.
But it's too late now, I've let her go.

I'm going through changes.
I'm going through changes.

We shared the years, we shared each day.
In love together, we found a way.
But soon the world, had it's evil way.
My heart was blinded, love went astray.

I'm going through changes.
I'm going through changes.

It took so long, to realize.
And I can still hear her last goodbyes.
Now all my days, are filled with tears.
Wish I could go back, and change these years.

I'm going through changes.
I'm going through changes.

Shiny says:
greetings oh fair one
Shiny says:
how fareth thee?
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
hayz man
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im going mad scratching myself
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i have so so many mosquito bites
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hahah
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sup
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im writing a blog about it
Shiny says:
itchy and scratchy
Shiny says:
hayzz dats not sveet n kewt if yew have so many love bites
Shiny says:
dat sux
Shiny says:
oh good, a new blog tho!
Shiny says:
yayz
Shiny says:
hows the exam prep coming along?
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
exam prep
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is there such a thing
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in my life
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as exam prep
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i know naught
Shiny says:
nor do i
Shiny says:
by the way
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dude you so do
Shiny says:
sana was well pissed at me
Shiny says:
lol
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shut your cow face
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i dont study..tahts my thing
Shiny says:
my cow face is latka hua cause i is failing
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
you study like a whore
Shiny says:
yeah so sana was mad pissed at me
Shiny says:
for i was showering my affections solely on your thoroughly deserving bottom cheeks
Shiny says:
andher bottom cheeks were feeling neglected
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truly
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she was well pissed
Shiny says:
yeah so i had to call sana and woo her
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yeah
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she told
Shiny says:
yeah
Shiny says:
oh and dost thou remember the picture i asked you for?
Shiny says:
the one of us as fair babes in yonder garden in the white frocks
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dude i cant find it
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!!
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i took down the pictures from my cupboard
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and they disappeared
Shiny says:
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yeah
Shiny says:
the fair babes picture!!!!
Shiny says:
how could you lose it!!!
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
theyre prolly in my room somewhere
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
theres a whole stack of em
Shiny says:
dude when you find them tell us
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i just havent looked properly yet
Shiny says:
for i am most concerned now, that our fair childhood is forever lost
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dude i wrote something im well excited about
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im posting it just now
Shiny says:
i shall read it post haste
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brb lemme get some water
Shiny says:
ok cool
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yeah
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did you read it
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i posted it
Shiny says:
yes i did
Shiny says:
who wrote the ladygrass bit?
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me
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duh
Shiny says:
i see
Shiny says:
you were writing in some sort of weird third person thing so i got confused
Shiny says:
man i think i have a macchar bite as well
Shiny says:
just a sympathy machhar bite as i see no mospuitos around
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
you dont like ladygrass do you
Shiny says:
like yawning, its contagious
Shiny says:
truth be told i havent read the whole thing yet
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okay
Shiny says:
i skipped the ladygrass and read the bit about you scratching your balls
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haha
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im not scratching my balls
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my limbs are covered though
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dude did you read about my new breed of super-hero??
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CADAVERS
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THE FLYING CADAVER
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THE QUANTUM CADAVER
Shiny says:
yesi read abt the cadavers
Shiny says:
andh
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how they were named wrong
Shiny says:
i just read ladygrass
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dont you think cadavers are wrongly named
Shiny says:
it has supremely erotic undertones
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yeah
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i know
Shiny says:
but that is intentional i think
Shiny says:
zackly
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yeah it is
Shiny says:
its very nice
Shiny says:
in not sure if cadavers are wrongly named
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
no dude
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say cadaver
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SAY IT
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out loud
Shiny says:
but maybe its just that as a human being i have been conditionbed to relate the word cadaver to dead rotting piles of flesh
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and its such a strong word
Shiny says:
i just did
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it should be a super heros name
Shiny says:
and now i feel a fool
Shiny says:
for saying it in a silent room
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cadavers should have teir own action figures and stuff
Shiny says:
actually to me having said it sounds like something that is wanting something
Shiny says:
to cadaver after something
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with capes and cool boots and chaddis and tights adn everything
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yeah thats one way to say cadaver
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but CADAVER
Shiny says:
lol, or just weilding a drip full of embalming fluid
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dude dont spoil cadaver for me
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boohoo
Shiny says:
i shall cease the despoiling of yoru cadaver then
Shiny says:
cadaver man
Shiny says:
man cadaver
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no
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the flying cadaver
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the quantum cadaver
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hunky cadaver
Shiny says:
lol, or that
Shiny says:
the carnivorous cadaver
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and typically enopugh..super cadaver
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oh yeah i like that
Shiny says:
lol
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carnivorous cadaver
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caged cadaver
Shiny says:
lol
Shiny says:
cadaver
Shiny says:
i like it
Shiny says:
coniferous cadaver
Shiny says:
hahahahaa
Shiny says:
one with leaves
Shiny says:
counting cadaver
Shiny says:
sounds like a tv series
Shiny says:
counting cadavers
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hahah
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i know
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grooss
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i just spilt water in me crotch
Shiny says:
confucian cadaver
Shiny says:
confucian means of or relating to chinese culture
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dude
Shiny says:
so confucian cadaver might have something in it
Shiny says:
oh no, youre all wet
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there should be a whole line of cadavers
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my crotch just vibrated
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all on its own
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ghagagagaggagagagajajjajahahahhaa
Shiny says:
hahhahhahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
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yeah
Shiny says:
oh my god
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there was no phone there or anything
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it just vibrated once
Shiny says:
there goes my idea for your next birthday present
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and i dont feel horny or anything either
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is this supposed to be some sort of empty erection
Shiny says:
it vibrated once and then lost all verve for life and died
Shiny says:
hahahaha
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
God's way of reminding me that i have a vagina
Shiny says:
you could be orgasming on liquid intake
Shiny says:
weird
Shiny says:
i think perhaps god wants you to forget the vaginal impulses so no it cant be god
Shiny says:
it must be all this talk of cadavers
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dude
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
i dont want to screw a cadaver..i mean gross
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
i would like to screw my version of a cadaver
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because it would be...alive
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hahhahaha
Shiny says:
lol
Shiny says:
screw the cadaver
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and it would have super powers like chinese background and only meat intake
Shiny says:
carve the cadaver into conspicuous cuts
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hahahaha
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dude
Shiny says:
chinese background
Shiny says:
hahahaa
Shiny says:
somehow cadavers make me think of mummies
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dude
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
im telling you cadaver is too powerful a word jsut tobe given to stupid dead bodies for dissection
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thats the stupidest thing in the world
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like naming an idiot ghaffar
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ghaffar.
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what a cool name
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makes the hairz on the back of my neck rise just saying it
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say ghaffar
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say it
Shiny says:
he does sound rather violent in a very sexy way
Shiny says:
lol
Shiny says:
brb, loo
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dont go saying ghaffar in the loo
Shiny says:
i wouldnt have dreamt of it
Shiny says:
i want to sleep for a bit
Shiny says:
but it is impossy
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
i just killed a machhar with my bare hands
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why my poss?
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but why
Shiny says:
i'm waiting for comp.
Shiny says:
but no matter
Shiny says:
i shall just skulk around until it becomes a poss
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
comp?
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
compost?
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company!
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bad company...till the day i die
Shiny says:
lol yes
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dude theres a band called bad company
Shiny says:
any good?
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
its actually bad co
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but since you and i suck at abbreviations..
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yeah its one of my fathers
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i stole the cd
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the song is also called bad company, i rather like it
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soft rock type
Shiny says:
nice
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yeah
Shiny says:
i want to watch the 10 years younger bikini special
Shiny says:
BAH!
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
why are you watching the 10 years younger bikini special
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
you look ten years younger in a thong even
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
bikinis are overrated...thong is a rude word though
Shiny says:
its about people who look and dress way older than their age
Shiny says:
and then they bump them up with botox and give the new clothes and a bit of nip and tuck
Shiny says:
its totally vapid viewing
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
i trust thee in thy aimless visual pursuits
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whatever that manes
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means
Shiny says:
lol
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anyhoo..go watch the bikini special
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or whatever
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you have to do
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study or summat
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im going to go stare at the ceiling
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till my blonde knight rides me into the sunset
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hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
why dont we have blonde men in lahore
Shiny says:
hahahhaaa
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
we only have gross streaked aunties
Shiny says:
theyre overrated
Shiny says:
not half as nice as the brunes
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
yeah..
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but
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brad pitt is SO nice in troy...so much muskle and what not
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brandishing a sword ...yippeeee
Shiny says:
lol, i havent seen troy
Shiny says:
still
Shiny says:
lol
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
you suck
Shiny says:
ok, i shall be back later perhaps
Shiny says:
meanwhile go sort your crotchs ringing out
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
i only saw it for the historical value
Shiny says:
yeah right
Shiny says:
lol
Shiny says:
cheerio
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
yeah my crotch is highly irregular today
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bye bye

where has everyone gone? you're all lost in some exotic wilderness. maybe thats a contradiction. dunno. people are having nervous breakdowns left right and center. perhaps i shall join the throng. far from the madding crowd. my ass. take me to the madding crowd, they are my people. everyone's wanked off somewhere. come back. everyone's dissipated. i was remembering something today. and i was also remembering bunking class with poopsie and danny. and when mrs williams caught us the one time. does anyone remember? maybe you dont, poopsie maybe doesnt even know what a blog is, although she has promised to extoll the virtues of quitting smoking to me at the nearest possible opportunity. take up smoking i say. its rubbish for you, but its also good for you. no i shall retract my advice, dont take up smoking. itll kill you, itll take years off your life, itll give you bad skin. its the worst habit in the world to have. etc, etc. i need a fag.

yes that is the title of the new blog. because when i typed "j" ...the little slot with all the options for words you would want to type in showed "jawan janeman" and "jaWANI janeman". so. i took a chance and went with the latter option. parveen bobby.

this blog has been dead for the past two months. i am the most farigh yet most active particiapnt in this joint blog. joint joint joint. such mental imagery...sigh.

YEAH..SO.

i was at shiggy's just now. lying on the floor and smiling because shiggy and my sister were sitting in front of me and my eyes were just stinging with smoke. man. don't leave me.
i have straight hair right now. beautiful straight, non-curly hair. tomorrow they'll be gone.
the funniest thing i heard today was "yaar uss takloo keh saath sex karna must be so bad" hahhaha. repulsive man-whores have crossed my path of late. i think i'm going to go gay. all the men in my college are, so it's only right if one woman is gay also. right? right? khair.
besides, the islamic women in my class already think so, since all of them have boyfriends.

damn. all i can think about right now is my hair. straight, beautiful, straight, shiny, straight.. and they smell nice too. but no...straight is more important right now.

danny is a randy fruitcake. randyyyyyyyyyy. hahahha. go be in boston. hahah. boston ka tour lo. haha. not funny anymore. bostunnnn. hahah.

wonderful. my mother tells me i've lost weight. how? she grabs me by the crotch waali zip and pulls all fabric about 6 inches away from my shaking body and looks down and goes "tum kamzor aur manhoos ho gayee ho". she called me manhoos, man. only the teachers call me manhoos. my mother comes from an evil race of people who want to fatten their children and when they're fat, she points at them and laughs. HAY. yeh tau controversy ho gayee yaara.

so. today was the spring festival. they shave all the hostelite boys heads and leave little bits of hair in amusing shapes and designs. dezaaaynn. bass yaar bass. bohat ho gaya blog waala chakkar. i am resigning from this business for about another two days.

HENCEFORTH THIS BLOG SHALL REMAIN DEAD FOR ANOTHER TWO DAYS. AFTER THAT...I SHALL RETURN.

i'm still thinking about my hair....ahhhh.

i wants to come home.

If found, please return to Shiggy Nash.