Vive La Derriere!

Shiny says:
greetings oh fair one
Shiny says:
how fareth thee?
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
hayz man
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im going mad scratching myself
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i have so so many mosquito bites
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hahah
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sup
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im writing a blog about it
Shiny says:
itchy and scratchy
Shiny says:
hayzz dats not sveet n kewt if yew have so many love bites
Shiny says:
dat sux
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oh good, a new blog tho!
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yayz
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hows the exam prep coming along?
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
exam prep
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is there such a thing
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in my life
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as exam prep
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i know naught
Shiny says:
nor do i
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by the way
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dude you so do
Shiny says:
sana was well pissed at me
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lol
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shut your cow face
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i dont study..tahts my thing
Shiny says:
my cow face is latka hua cause i is failing
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
you study like a whore
Shiny says:
yeah so sana was mad pissed at me
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for i was showering my affections solely on your thoroughly deserving bottom cheeks
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andher bottom cheeks were feeling neglected
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truly
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she was well pissed
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yeah so i had to call sana and woo her
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yeah
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she told
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yeah
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oh and dost thou remember the picture i asked you for?
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the one of us as fair babes in yonder garden in the white frocks
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dude i cant find it
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!!
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i took down the pictures from my cupboard
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and they disappeared
Shiny says:
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yeah
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the fair babes picture!!!!
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how could you lose it!!!
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
theyre prolly in my room somewhere
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
theres a whole stack of em
Shiny says:
dude when you find them tell us
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i just havent looked properly yet
Shiny says:
for i am most concerned now, that our fair childhood is forever lost
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dude i wrote something im well excited about
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im posting it just now
Shiny says:
i shall read it post haste
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brb lemme get some water
Shiny says:
ok cool
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yeah
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did you read it
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i posted it
Shiny says:
yes i did
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who wrote the ladygrass bit?
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
me
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duh
Shiny says:
i see
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you were writing in some sort of weird third person thing so i got confused
Shiny says:
man i think i have a macchar bite as well
Shiny says:
just a sympathy machhar bite as i see no mospuitos around
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
you dont like ladygrass do you
Shiny says:
like yawning, its contagious
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truth be told i havent read the whole thing yet
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okay
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i skipped the ladygrass and read the bit about you scratching your balls
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
haha
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im not scratching my balls
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my limbs are covered though
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dude did you read about my new breed of super-hero??
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CADAVERS
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THE FLYING CADAVER
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THE QUANTUM CADAVER
Shiny says:
yesi read abt the cadavers
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andh
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how they were named wrong
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i just read ladygrass
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dont you think cadavers are wrongly named
Shiny says:
it has supremely erotic undertones
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yeah
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i know
Shiny says:
but that is intentional i think
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zackly
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yeah it is
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its very nice
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in not sure if cadavers are wrongly named
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no dude
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say cadaver
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SAY IT
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out loud
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but maybe its just that as a human being i have been conditionbed to relate the word cadaver to dead rotting piles of flesh
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and its such a strong word
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i just did
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it should be a super heros name
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and now i feel a fool
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for saying it in a silent room
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cadavers should have teir own action figures and stuff
Shiny says:
actually to me having said it sounds like something that is wanting something
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to cadaver after something
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with capes and cool boots and chaddis and tights adn everything
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
yeah thats one way to say cadaver
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but CADAVER
Shiny says:
lol, or just weilding a drip full of embalming fluid
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dude dont spoil cadaver for me
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boohoo
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i shall cease the despoiling of yoru cadaver then
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cadaver man
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man cadaver
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no
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the flying cadaver
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the quantum cadaver
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hunky cadaver
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lol, or that
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the carnivorous cadaver
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and typically enopugh..super cadaver
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oh yeah i like that
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lol
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carnivorous cadaver
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caged cadaver
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lol
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cadaver
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i like it
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coniferous cadaver
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hahahahaa
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one with leaves
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counting cadaver
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sounds like a tv series
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counting cadavers
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hahah
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i know
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grooss
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i just spilt water in me crotch
Shiny says:
confucian cadaver
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confucian means of or relating to chinese culture
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dude
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so confucian cadaver might have something in it
Shiny says:
oh no, youre all wet
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there should be a whole line of cadavers
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my crotch just vibrated
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all on its own
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ghagagagaggagagagajajjajahahahhaa
Shiny says:
hahhahhahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
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yeah
Shiny says:
oh my god
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there was no phone there or anything
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it just vibrated once
Shiny says:
there goes my idea for your next birthday present
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and i dont feel horny or anything either
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is this supposed to be some sort of empty erection
Shiny says:
it vibrated once and then lost all verve for life and died
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hahahaha
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
God's way of reminding me that i have a vagina
Shiny says:
you could be orgasming on liquid intake
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weird
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i think perhaps god wants you to forget the vaginal impulses so no it cant be god
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it must be all this talk of cadavers
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dude
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i dont want to screw a cadaver..i mean gross
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
i would like to screw my version of a cadaver
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because it would be...alive
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hahhahaha
Shiny says:
lol
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screw the cadaver
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and it would have super powers like chinese background and only meat intake
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carve the cadaver into conspicuous cuts
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hahahaha
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dude
Shiny says:
chinese background
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hahahaa
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somehow cadavers make me think of mummies
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dude
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im telling you cadaver is too powerful a word jsut tobe given to stupid dead bodies for dissection
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thats the stupidest thing in the world
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like naming an idiot ghaffar
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ghaffar.
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what a cool name
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makes the hairz on the back of my neck rise just saying it
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say ghaffar
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say it
Shiny says:
he does sound rather violent in a very sexy way
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lol
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brb, loo
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dont go saying ghaffar in the loo
Shiny says:
i wouldnt have dreamt of it
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i want to sleep for a bit
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but it is impossy
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
i just killed a machhar with my bare hands
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why my poss?
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but why
Shiny says:
i'm waiting for comp.
Shiny says:
but no matter
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i shall just skulk around until it becomes a poss
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
comp?
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compost?
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company!
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bad company...till the day i die
Shiny says:
lol yes
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
dude theres a band called bad company
Shiny says:
any good?
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
its actually bad co
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but since you and i suck at abbreviations..
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yeah its one of my fathers
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i stole the cd
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the song is also called bad company, i rather like it
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soft rock type
Shiny says:
nice
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yeah
Shiny says:
i want to watch the 10 years younger bikini special
Shiny says:
BAH!
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
why are you watching the 10 years younger bikini special
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
you look ten years younger in a thong even
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
bikinis are overrated...thong is a rude word though
Shiny says:
its about people who look and dress way older than their age
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and then they bump them up with botox and give the new clothes and a bit of nip and tuck
Shiny says:
its totally vapid viewing
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
i trust thee in thy aimless visual pursuits
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whatever that manes
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means
Shiny says:
lol
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anyhoo..go watch the bikini special
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or whatever
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you have to do
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study or summat
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im going to go stare at the ceiling
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till my blonde knight rides me into the sunset
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hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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why dont we have blonde men in lahore
Shiny says:
hahahhaaa
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
we only have gross streaked aunties
Shiny says:
theyre overrated
Shiny says:
not half as nice as the brunes
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
yeah..
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but
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brad pitt is SO nice in troy...so much muskle and what not
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brandishing a sword ...yippeeee
Shiny says:
lol, i havent seen troy
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still
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lol
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
you suck
Shiny says:
ok, i shall be back later perhaps
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meanwhile go sort your crotchs ringing out
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
i only saw it for the historical value
Shiny says:
yeah right
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lol
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cheerio
saher- Fairies wear boots. says:
yeah my crotch is highly irregular today
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bye bye

where has everyone gone? you're all lost in some exotic wilderness. maybe thats a contradiction. dunno. people are having nervous breakdowns left right and center. perhaps i shall join the throng. far from the madding crowd. my ass. take me to the madding crowd, they are my people. everyone's wanked off somewhere. come back. everyone's dissipated. i was remembering something today. and i was also remembering bunking class with poopsie and danny. and when mrs williams caught us the one time. does anyone remember? maybe you dont, poopsie maybe doesnt even know what a blog is, although she has promised to extoll the virtues of quitting smoking to me at the nearest possible opportunity. take up smoking i say. its rubbish for you, but its also good for you. no i shall retract my advice, dont take up smoking. itll kill you, itll take years off your life, itll give you bad skin. its the worst habit in the world to have. etc, etc. i need a fag.