AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Right, so now that that's over, down to business. Well, I have an exam tomorrow morning. It's about 11 at night just now, and I haven't done ANYTHING. I'm just starting my revision, burning a bit of the old midnight oil might be in order. Yeah so I'm a trifle concerned about this exam.
Next, I am sad to report that I now have the digestion of a firangi. My stomach has apparently forgotten how to digest desi food. I just had some, and now I've got diarrhoea (excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder). Distress and disorder is correct! I have an exam tomorrow, and in conjunction with the fact that I know jack shit, I now have the shits. Most distressing!!! (but I do find it extremely hilarious; Linus I was contemplating calling you up to tell you and maybe have a chortle about it, but I thought you'd be asleep and would not appreciate being woken up at 3 in the morning to be given a narrative of my bowel movements)
What else, ah yes! The date to journey homeward draws tantalizingly nea-HOLD ON A SECOND!!!! I ALMOST FORGOT!!!!! (and this is something only those who know me will be ablt to sympathise with) I'M GOING TO WATCH STAR WARS EP III AFTER MY EXAM TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEE!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!!!! HURRAAAAYYYYYY!!!!
Erherm, and as I was saying I can't wait to get home. No honestly, I really can't!! I just got a bit sidetracked.
I feel a bit sheepish now.